Home Sexretary Hubby in Porn Shocker
As reported in much of the British press this morning, Richard Timney, husband of Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has been caught with his pants down - not literally of course - watching TV porn channels. No big deal you'd think, except somehow the entire TV bill was submitted as expenses, and the tax payer ended up paying for Mr Timney's porn viewing pleasures! Every newspaper seems to have a different idea about what Mr Timney was watching, so we did our own research and phoned Television X. It turns out that he purchased two 24 hour subscriptions to this popular TV service, on 1st April and 6th April 2008. So, checking the schedules for those dates, we could see what he may have been watching on those nights.
Wanker: New Labour Porn Shocker

The programmes include:

FILL THAT CRACK
It's Hard Hats Off And Stiff Cocks Out! This pair of lucky builders get to fill the cracks of bored, British suburban housewives. The horny wives' dripping pussies drive the builders to drool... Soon Danny & Tony are knocking off early - for a knobbin! The dirty duo have their cocks shined by the wives wet mouths. Then the lads dig their cocks deep inside their sexy employers empty wet holes! Pussies and arses are excavated as they shovel their dicks in and out, filling them up with a hot spray of jizz!
Pippa The Posh Bint
100% British Hardcore! Welcome to the world of Pippa The Posh Bint! She might be rich, but Pippa is still a filthy fuck slut with an insatiable appetite for sex, who craves common cock and a regular snatch servicing from her horny housemaid. In this movie, you'll be shocked to see that prick hungry Pippa even seduces the local vicar. He brings around a fruit basket for her and she ends up with more than just plums in her mouth! Naughty Pippa!
Pixie Licks
Pixie's last porno! Pixie (also known as Nadia) licks and laps every honey-sweet pussy to orgasmic perfection! She spreads London Town wide open to take us deep inside her real-life seductions. Pixie is absolutely irresistible and each one of her girlfriends soon finds themself dripping wet and quivering under Pixie's expert fingers and tongue. Unsuspecting girl-next-door Karen is seduced, stripped and girl-handled until Pixie's little hands literally glisten with cunt-honey! From the stunningly beautiful Bella and Kelle, to first-timer Karen, sweet little Pixie always guarantees a sticky end!
Bush Babes
Directed By Kendo Five erotic scenes of tender, sensual couplings and explicit sex featuring genuine unshaven ravens. See the ravishing performers au naturel and absorb yourself in five dynamic pairings as stunning European women and handsome men fuck passionately in beautifully set scenarios. Bush Babes is an absolute must for admirers of hirsute ladies and their furry pussies...
Naked City
London - The British Capital And Its Bawdy, Filthy Streets. British director Andy Ide exposes the underbelly of the frenzied sexual metropolis that is London. Naked City focuses on a series of intense and highly explicit urban couplings with an unparalleled line-up of British talent. Enjoy the morning fuck of waking lovers and the frisson of strangers meeting on The Tube. There's casual pick-ups and quick hotel shags, illicit afternoons and cheating couples, Soho hookers and their horny punters. Wake up to this city's insatiable hunger for sex!
Come Together
Too Hot For TV! Ten of Britain's top porn stars Come Together. They have never met before. Flirting, laughing, sucking, sweating, fucking and cumming... Watch the stars collide and prove that for sexual chemistry, Brit porn is the best! Director Andy Ide uses his unique eye to create these horny, intimate and intense sexual pairings that simply have to be seen to be believed.