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Hello again from Strictly Broadband Towers - we're proud to bring you edition 5 of Strictly Broadsheet, our weekly round-up of British porn that is all available for you to view, online, now on our critically-acclaimed video-on-demand service.

We have a special treat for you this week, girls and boys: an exclusive interview with Alicia Rhodes, English rose and porn starlet extraordinaire, who took an hour out of her busy schedule to tell us all about herself. Read on and find out about the real life of one of Britain's most prolific performers.

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What we're watching...

Perversions of the Damned from Private

This porn film contains some of the horniest fetish scenes I have seen in a while, and I watch a lot of filth! Frank Thring, who directed this, deals with the powerplay aspect of fetish very well indeed - his movies aren't just about the latex outfits and specialist equipment...the actors convincingly pull off their roles as submissive and dominant, which is fairly rare in this genre of movie, and very erotic. You can tell he's into it himself - he even appears in his own movies in a submissive role sometimes!
I particularly liked the scene 'Sulfur Club', in which a decadent dungeon setting with gorgeous lighting is filled with about 10 actors indulging in nonstop action. This happily includes a mistress fucking a man with her strapon, which should be seen more often in fetish films, if a male is going to act as the sub to a woman, he should go all the way.
The power dynamics continue throughout the film with plenty of verbal, both from the tops and the bottoms, which turned me on far more than just the action, and made the roles very genuine, which doesn't often happen with the woman-as-top scenario.
Another scene which powerplay perverts may find extremely fulfilling is 'Nasty Daughter', in which a teenage virgin is given a date rape drug and taken advantage of by two bodyguards as she drools and moans incoherently while they grope her and then fuck her in the arse. Continuing to live up to the film's name, the last scene, 'Caught in the Act' includes a whipping more thorough and real than most I have seen in the more mainstream SM films. Overall, a very enjoyable watch, with plenty to indulge most breeds of fetishist.

Voluptuous Xtra 3 from Double D

Let me start this review by saying that Desirae, in the first scene, looks like a genuine fifties pinup - as soon as she appears, it seems almost incongruous that she is about to do a hardcore porn scene. Drop dead gorgeous, wavy hair, bedroom eyes, soft voice, boobs perfect for fucking...and sexiest of all, she's supremely confident in her skin - something you won't always find in a girl who's not a perfect 10. Throughout the scene, she talks in a gently dirty way, inviting you to do various things to her and giving very erotic commentary on how it is for her. Many men could get off on her voice alone, it's incredible.
Anyone who likes nurses is in for a treat in the next scene, in which Cali, a blonde with enormous boobs, wears a sexy nurse uniform complete with white stockings and suspenders, which you may well join me in finding damn sexy whoever they're on. The nurse fantasy is played out predicatably well, she strips off to a little corset and suspenders, and climbs on top of her patient for a good fucking, after which he seems to recover enough to be able to give her a good seeing to in plenty of other positions.
The breasts just seem to get bigger throughout the film, those of you who like huge natural tits and slightly older, more traditional women will be well satisfied. The whole feeling is very loving and gentle as well, there's none of the roughness and degradation of the females which is getting so common in porn these days (not that I'm complaining, but it's a whole different ball game!).

Lick My Slit from Inexcess Films

A really enjoyable all girl porno for once, which is saying something coming from someone who loves the cock. Mind you, I may be a little biased because the first scene delivered some amazing strapon action - really good hard fucking; sweaty, enthusiastic, gorgeous bodied lesbians having the time of their lives. And Gina (the fuckee) at the end is unbelievable - after begging for more, harder, faster, her orgasm is very genuine, very loud, very wild and beautiful.
Strapons aside, the sex in general is of a very high calibre - they've gone to town on the 'genuine lesbian' aspect of it - you won't see any of the unenthusiastic and passive straight girls you may have been disappointed with in other 'lesbian' movies. These girls seem truly into each other, and we witness some stunning and intimate moments of whispered smut, entwined limbs and digits probing in holes.
A particularly arousing performance in the last scene from our favorite Alicia Rhodes and Misha - they leave their lingerie on for ages and tease each other in the most erotic ways through their panties, which is often unappreciated erotically, but girls love it more than most men realise. The kissing is dead sexy and there's so much chemistry in their body language that they could start a lab. As for the sex, like all the other scenes, the oral is some of the most passionate and real you will find, these girls get down and dirty, and get off.

Strictly Broadband's AJ couldn't believe her luck when she got to catch up with the famous Alicia Rhodes! One long chat later, she'd found out all she needed to know....

You sound a little out of breath! What have you been up to?
I've just been at the gym, working out - I go about 4 times a week.

So that's how you keep that gorgeous figure. No wonder you get so much work...actually, exactly how many movies have you been in?
About 500. No, really!

Holy crap! How long have you been doing it then, so to speak, and why did you start?
Only about 4 and a half years. I entered the industry relatively late. I'd wanted to be a page 3 girl all my life, though, and it wasn't until my friend set me up with a glamour photographer who sent photos to agencies that I began to live the dream.

So did you start soft and work your way up then?
Nope, I jumped straight in at the deep end with a boy/girl/girl hardcore scene! I loved it from the start, it's been a blast, like seeing my mates every day and hanging out, oh - and getting a lot of sex.

Your parents must admire your success.
My Mum loves that I'm so independent, and that I get to travel all over the world and earn heaps of money. She's really supportive, it's great. As for my Dad, he doesn't know, and I won't tell him, but he's not really the porn watching sort...he's past all that!

So do you have a boyfriend? Did you meet him through what you do?
Yes, Michael and I have been together 4 months and he's proud of me and what I do, especially when his mates see my movies. We didn't actually meet through the porn scene, I just picked him up chatting online! At first I told him I worked on TV, gauged his reactions carefully, and then gradually let loose with the full details. I didn't need to worry, he's really cool about it all.

Do you encounter a lot of prejudice when you tell people what you do? Do you have something else which you tell people who you think will be weird about it?
People often put this huge stigma on porn girls, they have you in their minds as some crazy airhead nympho who's going to run around in a little miniskirt trying to shag everyone and everything! It only takes about 10 minutes for them to see I'm not like that though, I generally prove I'm a nice, normal girl by... well... being just that! But if I think someone's going to freak out about what I do, I tell them I'm a hairdresser. It's not really untrue - it's what I did before the porn - so if I get grilled about it, I'm pretty knowledgeable.

Your boobs. Just...yes. What's it like having such a perfect chest?
Well, for a start it's great because they're a natural 34DD and I never even had to consdider silicone. I love them heaps; as for what it's like having them...my looks have been an advantage in and out of the industry, let's just say I can go to the market and get a good bargain!

Who's your favorite clothing designer?
I don't actually spend all that much on clothes, I'm not that into all the posh designer stuff anyway, I get bored of clothes easily. I just shop at normal places like Topshop, River Island, sometimes D&G.

So what do you spend lots of money on?
Ha! Beauty products. Lots and lots of creams and makeup. I'm such a Mac addict, their stuff is the best.

Any beauty tips for the ladies?
Hmmm...this might sound strange to some, but a mini enema every day keeps you slim. Get a shower attachment.